Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
A bit of a sample of what could be heard during the Day at “Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza”
when I find myself in times of trouble
geoff ramsey comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
having the worst internet connection in your friend group
as much as I hate tumblr memes, i just couldn’t resist
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.
ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.
1930’s Teen Delinquents
i.e. life role models
I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.
I want to write about these girls.
When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.
I always have to reblog this.
What do you mean this isnt how the scene went
Yes, yes it is, this is how the scene went….ok at least as I remember it.
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly
Okay but when will her abuser be kicked off campus. We want justice for her
Fuckin love this. Even if she doesn’t get justice herself, she’ll still be a symbol for all those who’ve been abused.
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
Society towards bisexuals
Geoff. He was in the army. He must have some sort of survival skills, right?